... I said to my cat as she used me to climb down from my desk after defeating the mighty printer in mortal kombat. There had always been some tension between these two I just never thought it would go this far. They battled for hours keeping me up most of the night and into the morning. As I try to use my computer I constantly pick up my cup of aj as one of them gets knocked across the desk. The blood has been splattered allover the place covering my clothes and a quarter of my screen. I decided watching tv would be easier than using the compy. the battle raged on with headlocks, uppercuts, slashes and stabs. It was quite brutal until finally my little kitty thrust her fist into the pit of his chest and ripped out his still beating ink cartridge(I proceeded to puke) then she spiked it like a football and spit on his corpse. She climbed down making sure to use my leg like a rung on a ladder. "I am not a step you B!#$%!!!" Cats are douche bags. Do not let them into your home.

So I need a new printer now, that sucks.